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Scottie

Noun,

The infrequently utilized and slightly unorthodox process by which a male inserts his limp penis into the ear of an eager girlfriend and then proceeds to have an erection until the entire auditory canal is filled by the penis, subsequently providing temporary partial hearing loss while inducing twisted pleasure unbeknownst to most normal humans.
Damn bro, I was with this chick last night that told me to fill every hole on her body, and after I got done with the normal shit she said "You forgot one, give me a Scottie!". I said wtf is that and after she told me I gave her a Scottie. This crazy bitch goes all the way!

After I pleasured her with a nice friendly angry dragon, I gave her a Scottie, and now I think she's calling the cops.
by Pussy Buffet, PhD July 25, 2010
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Scottie V

Bitch boy scout who is an absolutely clueless person when it comes to socializing and actually believes that Donald Trump is doing a good job.
by Lannan Abdenour June 30, 2019
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Scottied

Verb - Poker reference. A "family pot" excluding the Scotty. This only occurs when all players are in pre-flop for the minimum "big blind" amount except for the one guy (the Scotty) who didn't drop the 1 shekel to see if his crap cards would hit the board.

A "True Scotty" is when the victim is actually named Scotty.
Whoa, family pot? No! Scottied!!! Scotty is out of the family.
by Neor from Givat Shmuel December 24, 2020
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SCOTTIE PIPPEN

The simple G.O.A.T of basketball Michael Jordan was carried by him.
Michael Jordan is nothing without Scottie Pippen.
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Scottieho

Wow! He can really scottieho that bottle! He'd be in such demand if he was gay.
by Nsyncobsessedf**k January 26, 2006
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scottie

a person who gets you hooked on everything they say and then doesnt call you
Man, Scottie was supposed to call me back today.

Man, Scottie was supposed to call me back yesterday.

Man, Scottie is one triflin' @$$ nigga.
by 1 frustrated gurl January 9, 2005
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scotties

Word derived from wrestler Scotty 2 Hottie. Instead of hottie, use scottie

Meaning, Hotties
"Those girls are total scotties"
"2 scotty, 2 hottie"
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