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Sconed

When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.
Dude I just sconed this girl last night and stained my sheets!
by SLB Specialist August 25, 2023
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scorned man

A nigga that's always down talking on women because 1 BITCH broke his heart
Now that's a scorned man all he do is talk down on women !!who broke his hear?
by 🤓🤓😎😎😎 August 28, 2017
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sconed

One of the largest disgraces ever to exist on the earth, it is carried out by taking a scone of any flavor and smearing it in a persons face to show offense to them. People will no longer be near the sconed victim, for he has been sconed and must be looked down on. Now every time that person goes to school, the mall, movies, ect...he will be avoided at all costs. He is a cast out.
John: "What did you say about my mom?!"
Kyle: "She a cougar!"
John: "O no you didn't you bout to get sconed!"
(Sconing occurs)
John: "Ahhhh jelly all up in yo' face!!!"
by Sconer2009 May 2, 2009
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Get Sonned

It is a term that is used by wanna be gangsters A.K.A wangsters in the town of Fort Lee New Jersey. It is usually used after you make a move on a kid during a basketball game and you scored, or when you don't like a kid and you want to fight him. It is a stupid term like all the other stupid terms that Fort Lee kids make up. In simpler terms you are going to make the person your prison bitch.
Boy 1: (breaks kids ankles then dunks on him) Hey yooooo nigga get sonned mai nigga.

Boy 2: yo nigga shut up you got lucky mai nigga

Example 2

Boy 1: (wants to fight boy 2) Hey yo nigga fight me
Boy 2: Naah my nigga
Boy 1: why are you afraid to get sonned
by fortlee sucks go cliffside November 29, 2011
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Sconced

to be really, really fucking high.
Dude! Last night I was so sconced I watched Dora the Explorer for 4 hours!
by TheGanjMaster April 3, 2010
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Sconed

To be stoned while eating a scone from Starbucks.

(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)
*In starbucks eating a pumpkin scone*

Hey Jane Doe I'm stoned.

No John Doe, You're sconed.
by PoshLove March 16, 2009
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Sconed

A Better way to say "owned" or "pwned"

Started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.
"I just sconed that noob!"

"You got SCONED!"
by Kiduke January 28, 2009
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