Shitsogg

The feeling of when your creating fecal matter and the urine 2 hydrogen, 1 oxygen splashes onto your buttocks

Man, I just took the best dump of my life. The only bad thing was that I experienced a little bit of shitsogg :(

by MF Girls February 14, 2021

Nebraska scissor lift

When you have your day uplifted or bettered by Another Woodshop Podcast

I was having a shitty day until AWP gave me the good ol' Nebraska scissor lift!

by AWPee April 15, 2021

Scissoring

When two girls rub their pussies together until one or the both of them have an orgasm. The way they reach an orgasm is because both of their clitourouses together which is stimulating.

Jessica: i fucked amy last night.
Sarah: what you cant fuck a girl while you are a girl.

Jessica: yes you can, we were scissoring eachother i came so fast.

by Modotoe July 8, 2018

queef-scissoring

When two women are scissoring, one queefs into the other's vaginal opening. The second woman then emits her own queef adding to the volume of the queef. This continues until both vaginas are completely full of fishy air.

Female 1: "I'm really bored. Do you want to watch a movie?"

Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."

by firestick69 November 21, 2010

Scissor Lift

1. A back arching, hip lifting, mutual orgasm of two females scissoring. The point of climax is so intense that the contractions lift and raise each of the partners vaginas, locked in scissor, several inches up and off the bed or floor as they explode in ecstasy from this highly erotic, sexual act.

2. A construction or maintenance work platform. A type of platform that is motorized and moves up and down vertically using folding supports in a criss-cross or X pattern.

1. Fran and Sandy came home from the bar and quickly removed each other's clothes and engaged in some hot, wet scissor action. After rubbing each other to sloppy wet fervor, they screamed and both arched up off the bed in a climactic Scissor Lift.

2. Carl used a Scissor Lift to reach the burned out light bulbs located on the balcony of the second floor.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

spitsome

Noun, used for when someone is spitting hard fax

Verb, used to tell someone to continue speaking fax

You're right, spitsome.

"my goldfish died yesterday"
"SPITSOME"

by 5alo bassem March 15, 2022

Ghost scissor kicks

When two paraplegic lesbians take off their prosthetics and have sex.

Jill and Mary finally consummated their special gay marriage with undulating ghost scissor kicks.

by Chevitz July 21, 2014