Schlattification

The action or process of turning a person or object into something that resembles famous youtuber JSchlatt

Can also be referred to as JSchlattification

Past-tense is Schlattified

"Oh fuck, they Schlattified the sun! It's the Schlun now!"

"Schlattification is absolutely vile, look at what it did to my man Mark Rober!"

by Kyuumulo July 7, 2023

john schnatter-face

When a girl's face straight up looks like Papa John's founder John Schnatter, no matter how killer her body is.

"That girl has a a sick booty but she got a wicked case of John Schnatter-face!"

by xavierrenegadeangel February 25, 2015

schmatter

yiddish for clothes especially clothing manufacturing industry eg east end

eg a life in schmatters....clothing manufacture...eg Galliano's career in schmatters ended in tatters

by Timothyjwilliams March 23, 2011

Schattenwesen

shaht-ten-ves-en

A fake German loan word (cuz it was coined by an English-speaking American) that means a Shadow Person. It's a combo. of the German words Schatten (shadow) and Wesen (being). It was created to fit the pattern of names for spirits being German loan words.

I nearly shit my pants when I thought I saw a schattenwesen out the window, but it was just my brother.

by Talmidel July 4, 2008

Schlatt anti

Stupid people who dont use actual proof of why he is bad

Person 1: schlatt is a bad person

Person 2:proof?
Person 1: *shows out of context clip*
Person 2: he appoligised afterwords and you didnt show the full clip you stupid schlatt anti

by Notanidioticschlattanti September 7, 2021

schwatting

To try to bang or get with someone by flirting or kissing etc. There is no one way to define it.

Lily is totally schwatting Michael.

by 9Lives February 16, 2019

Schmatta Gauntlet

A narrow walkway surrounded by merchants hawking cheap souvenirs, as frequently experienced when disembarking a cruise ship in a popular tourist port.

So I got off the ship to take a nice walk, but first, Oy!, had to survive the schmatta gauntlet!

by Cruise Maven March 21, 2019