Schmoogle

ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.

"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.

Schmoogle by Bea Minor December 11, 2019

Schmooglestein 

A word used to describe love and affection for a special girl named Amrit

I love you so much SCHMOOGLESTEIN, I love you sooooo maaaaach

Schmooglestein by Flairjordan23 April 23, 2022

Flat Schooler 

A play on flat earther, analogous to science and evidence denier. Despite ample evidence suggesting that schools, with proper measures in place, are relatively safe spaces for children and teachers to be, the flat schooler will have a finger in their ears. With a dangerously myopic worldview, inability to comprehend nuance, and a relatively low-ish IQ (under 110, though not always), they'll insist that schools are currently "germ factories" and that children are "plague rats". When one points out that the risks of closing schools outweigh the rewards, they just might call you selfish or a sociopath. This is projection.

This variation of idiot will often be found parroting phrases such as "trust the experts" and "trust the science". Except of course, the experts and scientists who say transmission in schools is low. Including Dr. Fauci, Unicef, CDC, and more.

Flat Schooler: "Trust the experts!"
Rational person: "Including when they say transmission is low within schools, and that schools are safe?"
Flat Schooler: (cognitive dissonance activated) "They're just covering up unsafe schools!"
Rational person: *eye roll* "You're such a flat schooler"

Flat Schooler by dodia April 9, 2021

insecure middle schooler 

Basically a middle schooler that is really hating something about themselves from 6th graders -8th graders it could be body, personality, gender, sexuality, etc. I must remind you that some will be extremely immature because of it

Person 1: did you see the 7th grader there he/they/she is a very insecure middle schooler

insecure middle schooler by Iamsimpp December 5, 2021

grade schooler 

1. A childish person or situation

2. A n00b or a rook

"Hey, you wanna go to the mall?" - Bling

"Nah, man, that's grade schooler crap," - Chaotix

grade schooler by Blue Drache November 22, 2004

schwoogie 

1. A derogatory term for an African American. Equivalent to the "n" word.

Though it's origin is sometimes attributed to Kidd Chris, in fact Chris learned the word "schwoogie" from the OPIE AND ANTHONY radio show. Opie and Anthony learned the word from their old general manager Bruce Mittman when they were shock jocks in Boston during the mid/late 90's. It is not known whether Mittman also heard the word from someone or invented it himself. If the latter is true, it would probably be the first time a racial slur's origin could be traced to the individual who first uttered it.

schwoogie by corcan February 28, 2011

middle schooler

A middle schooler who wants to commit suicide, in other words, middle school in 2019.

"bro i feel nothing inside, i just want to die"
other dude: "YOUR A 12YO MIDDLE SCHOOLER STFU!!!"

middle schooler by FakezFN September 23, 2019