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schlomp

a large shit, covered fresh nut juice (ejaculate)
Oh man we got wild last night, i actually schlomped on her chest!
by Caruto Cruiseumaki June 8, 2018
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Schwamp

In Basketball: to make a shot all net, with swag. This is no ordinary all net shot. This is a $wag shot. After you preform the Schwamp correctly, you must then yell out, "Schwamp!!"

Extra Definitions: 1. to cool, to have swag. 2. To get girls like dribbling a basketball... it's easy. 3. To smack haters. 4. To describe a girl that's so fine.
That boy Kobe was just schwampin it all day.

I schwamp daily.

That dude better not come over here, causr I will schwamp him

Yo schwamp ain't better than mine.

Bro... you just got schwamped.

That girl so fine, I just wanna schwamp that.

I got a chick that's so schwamp!

I got a schwamp.
by SlickTheEnigma January 19, 2011
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schwoop

The formation of something (from the seats of a hot tub to the divits made when you hang tassels from the ceiling, to a strange arching of a Christmas tree) in a curved fashion.
The seats of the hot tub are so schwoopy it's perfect for relaxing.

That tree has such a schwoop in it's trunk. I wonder if it's healthy
by Dr. Vocaublary December 6, 2009
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schlomps

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.
Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.
by ghaliz July 27, 2011
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schlomposis

schomposis - ʃ/lɑ /mp/oʊ/sɪs

the condition in which one's scrotum adheres to the inner part of the upper thigh, often as a result of excessively warm or humid conditions.
Man, I went down to Florida and caught a bad case of schomposis.

I got the worst case of schlomposis at work today.
by jakeschweinz January 13, 2018
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schwoopy swoive

*Pronounced S-j-woopty Sjw-oiii-ve

When you lean back and dip lower then dippin down low but with the grace and elegance of a young gazelle and then swiftly return to an upright position.
Yoooaw, that was a schwoopy swoive of unfathomable magnitude.
by a human beeing June 19, 2018
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Schlomped

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport
Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!
by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021
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