Schirmer

someone who likes to smell ones own farts aka brag about themselves

Man, that guy has been talking himself to those ladies all night.. What a schirmer

by FdaPOpos November 8, 2015

schwimity

verb. to frantically swim across a body of water unexpectedly while fully clothed

I was walking over the bridge and next thing I knew, I had to schwimity my way back to shore.

by Grott Scam March 25, 2011

schwimbagg

A person that is a coward when it comes to facing up to the gangsta outlaws.

whatta schwimbagg!

by swaggerpunchers July 2, 2011

Schwilm

Feces, Shit.

I'll be right back, I have to take a schwilm.
Damn it, i just stepped in dog Schwilm.

by Fitter February 11, 2014

schwimwacked

When you smoked up that fat blunt and you can't even feel your legs nigga

John: Bro, im high as shit
Largo: Nigga im schwimwacked out of my mind

by Big Ol Donger November 2, 2017

Schwerm-sperm

Schwerm sperm, shwerm sperm. When a man eats shoarma, and later cums in a girls' mouth, and the spices, heavily used in middle eastern cuisine have made their way into the male ejaculate, so it is rich with spices such as cumin.

your cum tastes like shoarma, you got schwerm-sperm!

by Knammelewielie June 25, 2018

schwarmy

A hot and humid , sticky state

The storm is coming and its schwarmy outside

by j03l the great July 17, 2021