Schweppa

To the best of my knowledge, the term originated in Southern portions of Louisiana. To be more specific, New Orleans and the surrounding area. The term has recently become widely used because it is very versatile and not truly considered vulgar.

A term used as an alternative to bitch. Not as offensive, but still mildly derogatory and belittling. It is not ever really used in an angry or hostile way: One would not call another a Schweppa to provoke a fight or truly disrespect them.

It is used more so to convey that one is anywhere from trifling to just being foolish. Most often used in a playful and light hearted manner whether it is called for or not.

Properly pronounced "sh-w-e-ppa" (soft "e" and soft "a".)

(Noun):
1)"Man i love that dude, but he's nothing but a damn Schweppa!" (meaning dumbass)
2)"It's getting late; Where the fuck are those Schweppas?" (refering to friends)
3)"What's up, Schweppa?" (greeting)
4)"Fuck that schweppa!" (aggravated yet not angry)
5)"Let's go out tonight and snatch up a couple of schweppas to take home."(meaning bitches)

(Adj.):
1)"Man thats some Schweppa ass shit... That's fucked up."(meaning stupid, undisireable, dick, ect.)

by Brian Guidry January 4, 2009

scheppers

a guy who likes to fuck 18 year old girls.....then obsesses about them later. usually found in a tree stand drinking beer while wearing an iron on shirt.

"What the hell is that in the tree??"

"Oh...that's a scheppers."

by boxpisser February 26, 2010

Schweppe's

1. the greatest soft drink ever. The ginger ale though, the other ones are substantially less amazing.
2. amazing, godly
3. Used to yell and make other people feel awkward around you

1. Chung- I don't think Schweppe's is that good, guys
Woody- You're not that good.

2. BT- I'm feeling like a new bottle of Schweppe's right now.

3. Boss- SCHWEPPE'S?!

by thebossman91 January 23, 2008

Schweepee

a new breed of sophist, highly trained on rethoric. A Schweepee has the word power to turn a catholic priest in a full blown atheist or vice versa. Keeper of all things dogma, a Schweeps (abreviation) always carries a full library of philosophy, theological, art theory books with intents to persuade the listener into mind fucking chaos. His arch enemy is a Ramalho. A Schweeps is also known to masturbate only to the sound of Bach.

Schweepee:"...According to the most nobel Emanuel Kant I'm going to present you with the ultimate truth, that only I, as God on earth.."
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"

by stoneydopey August 29, 2007

Dirty Schweppes Guy

A man who hasn't cut or washed his hair since the 4th grade. It wears the same shirt for about two weeks straight before changing to a new one. Drives a 2006 Suby or a big black van. He can't grow a beard but he can grow a mean scum stache. His scum burns (side burns) really tie the whole outfit together though. The Schweppes is the most important part though. It drinks a 2 liter of warm Schweppes every single day

Everyone likes Dirty Schweppes Guy

by Guy Harry September 12, 2017

The Schleppers

A Jewish gang originating from Northwest Santa Rosa CA, they often get into shoot outs with their rival gang the “Guinea fowl.” A group of irate birds that border the Schlepper territory.

“Look at The Schleppers!”
“Best keep out birds away from them.”

by Shadow707light June 30, 2022

schlepping it up

The act of schlepping it up occurs when a woman vomits on her partner's penis during the act of fellatio.

BLAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (vomit noises)
"AHHHHHH, why are you schlepping it up on my schlong?"

by Koolio Koytiss October 10, 2007