Shayne is a schpeener
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Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
by Suitcase Lady March 11, 2008
Get the Schneider Man mug.washed-up ex-SNL actor whose apogee was doing the 'making copies' skits about a hundred years ago. The rest of his oeuvre is forgettable, or better yet, unwatched.
Rob Schneider was a 90's concept that should have been left on the cutting room floor.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.
by adam_before_eve January 12, 2006
Get the Rob Schneider mug.An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.
I was completely schmiedered last night.
I schmiedered all over that girl last night.
Rap:
My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.
I schmiedered all over that girl last night.
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My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.
by Schobinem July 21, 2011
Get the schmieder mug.(n) a person who often lies to their friends and/or their boyfriends/girlfriends, to go hang out with someone sneakily.
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