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schadenfreudist

n. A person that attempts to enact schadenfreude on another person (i.e., "feeling pleasure from the misfortune of others"), often by engaging in ad hominem attacks and general douchebaggery. This is seen quite frequently in the activity of trolls, the sad creatures that they are. It is believed by some that trolls may actually feed on their schadenfreude, but not enough data has been compiled to accurately confirm this.
The schadenfreudist fed off that fellow there, attacking him for his opinion on the legitimacy of hydrogen cars by questioning his sexual prowess.
by Schadenfreude Nazi December 9, 2009
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Schadenfreudegasm

N. Schadenfreude so intense that it results in an orgasm.
Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.
by Moontos November 10, 2008
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schadenhorny

The term for becoming sexually aroused from discussing others emotional and sexual problems
Girl: But it's just so sad, she doesn't understand why she can't get laid.
Guy: That's sucks. Want to make out.
Girl: feeling a little schadenhorny are we?
by Badthorn September 9, 2009
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ken schrader

A Racer in the NASCAR Winston/NEXTEL CUP Series whose Career began in 1986 and has spanned for 21 years now

Ken Schrader Career Stats as of the end of the 2007 NEXTEL CUP season
Wins, Top 5's, Top 10's, Poles,
4 64 184 23

Number's and Sponsor's and Car Model since his Rookie Season
1986-87:#90 Red Baron Frozen Pizza, Buick
1988-89:#25 Folgers Coffee, Chevy Lumina
1990-94:#25 Kodiak Chewing Tobacco, Chevy Lumina
1995-96:#25 Bud Beer, Chevy Monte Carlo
1997-99:#33 Skoal Chewing Tobacco, Chevy Monte Carlo
2000-02:#36 M&M's, Pontiac Grand Prix
2003:#49 1-800-Call ATT, Dodge Intrepid
2004-05:#49 Schwan's Home Service, Dodge Intrepid/Charger
2006-07:#21 Little Debbie/U.S. Air Force/Ford Motorcraft, Ford Fusion
Ken Schrader is a Stock Car driver in NASCAR
by Joe Smith 2 January 6, 2008
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Schadenfreudegasm

N. Schadenfreude so intense that it results in an orgasm.
Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.
by Moontos November 11, 2006
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Schwabengee

Pronunced "schwa - beng -gee", a term for marijuana coined by Tom Jorgensen in 2005.
Got any schwabengee?
by Hoshi Matamuro March 22, 2009
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Schwide

–noun
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for acceptance; prostitute; harlot; strumpet. Bad hair
–verb (used without object or sometimes a really desperate guy)
2. to act as a whore.
3. to consort with whores or other really really unfortunate mirrors.
4. to open one's leg in an unattractive manner. usually one's odor is released (i.e skunk)
–verb (used with object)
4. Obsolete. to make a whore of; corrupt; debauch. To expose one's cellulite.
If you were to Schwide, this is what you would say....

"I'm feeling like I could open up my legs today and see who shows up for the buffet"

"I find my legs and vagina to be more exposed than the Sun"

"I'm really really not beautiful on the inside."

If you find yourself saying "oh, he's special also"
by Blind Audience January 26, 2010
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