schtuff

arb stuff, man. only schweet.

i got some schtuff to show you, man... it is like teh awesomeness.

by Leitmotif April 2, 2004

Schtump

The act of stamping matter, generally fecal, through a grate or small opening.

Dude, that food yesterday messed my stomach up and I had to schtump in the shower.

by DctrAJ October 9, 2019

Breun Schtrudel

Poop. "Brown Strudel" in fake German spelled phonetically. The single best word for turd ever invented.

My wife can't come to the phone right now, she's in the bathroom punching Breun Schtrudel into the bowl.

by Nards Eubanks December 26, 2018

Schtupper

A fool, a foolish person, likened to a bufoon.
Stupid
An assholeor an idiotic jerk.

"Can you believe John quit his job at the bank to work at burger king, what a schtupper".

by Uncle puppy November 12, 2008

schtumpy

It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he was singing about his damn alligator. Or crocodile. What's the fucking difference?

Kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!

by Amelia V. Berkhaus October 13, 2007

Schludny

An incredibly neat pussy, one that is of Polish descent. It is very tasty and appealing to all of the male species.

Wow, Alicja's got a schludny!!! Her lips are symetrical and in trim!

by stefanarak April 29, 2011

Schludny

A word whose literal meaning is 'neat', it is commonly used to describe a Polish girl with a beautiful and neat vagina that is in absence of disgustingly huge beef curtains.

Holy mackerel, Alicja has an INCREDIBLE Schludny!!

by PolishLoverGuy May 17, 2011