Schwasted

The act of getting so wasted you add "Sch".

-Can be used simultaneously with Schwipsy

1. Yo dude, I got so schwasted last night!

2. Yo dude, I cant wait to get Schwasted and Schwispy tonight!
- simultaneously with Schwipsy

by DubbinMau5 September 9, 2010

schwasted

beyond wasted or fubar-fucked up beyond all recoginition.
another way to say your lit or blasted or bombed.

dude i so schwasted last night.
man did you see dave he was schwasted.

by Razorsunrize aka Pat the Rat September 13, 2010

schmasted

it is where you and your friends get so wasted together,
you know that you are so wasted, you try to go and say that you're 'wasted' but it comes out as 'schmasted'

gabby- yeah girl, you don't look so hot.

alana- I'M SCHMASTED!!8&@$%

by therealgabby July 21, 2011

schwasted

Schwasted: when you are really drumk mixing shitty and wasted.

i am getting schwasted tonight.

by d.1-72 March 26, 2012

Schwasted

Shit Hammered Wasted

Look at that prick! He's sooooo schwasted lmao

by Annie Puthhar December 17, 2014

Schwasted

The act of being both schwifty and wasted.

“We are about to get so schwasted at the party tonight!”

by Jefferson Ironflex April 21, 2018

schrabster

When your uncircumcised penis has not washed in days, it tends to smell light shrimp, crab and lobster…schrabster

I was 3 days into a high school camping trip with many friends and a girl I had always liked. We started to hit it off and she invited me back to her tent. She got naked and started to take off my clothes and when she pulled my penis out she almost puked from the smell and explained that it smelled like a mix of shrimp, crab and lobster. I said “schrabster” ?

by Skin er back March 28, 2022