schoenweiss

To give a raw handjob, resulting in a red, chaffed and swollen penis. The penis resembles a glass Coke bottle.

Erin asked Brandon if she should put some water on her hand to make the hanjob lubricated. Brandon sighed and poorly agreed. He paid for his mistake when he went to the bathroom the next morning and discovered he had been schoenweissed.

by Charles Ducovny December 28, 2007

Schoentrup

An open ended state or acknowledgement that requires no response but one is expected.

Schoentrup #1 (random statements)
An arsonist scares the shit out of me...

That Titan's one big moon...

I smell like...pancakes and syrup...

Sun's really melting the snow...

Raindrops!!....

Oh Crap...I shoulda gone to church this morning...

Schoentrup used in a sentence. "Dude, you just pulled a Schoentrup. Are you sure you didn't Schoentrup yourself?"

by Office Bud June 24, 2010

schoessler

Schoessler- anyone with this last name is completely amazing!!!!They work hard and play hard!!!!!

After a long day at work- OMG IM SUCH A SCHOESSLER!!!!!

by BedHead Tigi June 3, 2016

Schoeneman

Beautiful, sexy, hardworking man who has skin made of silk.

I would love me a Schoeneman!

by Just kNowledgeable Master June 6, 2018

schrey

Schrey is starboy. People follow him and he follow his own. He's caring, loving, extraordinary man

Schrey is smart

by Iamgameboy October 19, 2018

Schey and Luke

Two soulmates that enjoy spending long evenings together under the full moon before one of them turns into a werewolf and gets killed because he is a naughty wolf

“Wow they are being schey and luke right now”

by Sundowncold87 August 12, 2023

schoenbaechler

In German means a beautiful brook.

That is a nice schoenbaechler

by Guy in Ox. Woods March 8, 2005