Schnoodle

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it

My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.

by Tromp September 12, 2007

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Schnazrat

A person of extreme lank who walks with a side-swag and like to wear floppy hats. Usually found in small colonies under furniture. Greatest ally is the house-hippo. Can be used as a pronoun.

"Man, did you see Schnazrat today? " "Yeah, his hat had some mad flop"

by Naughty59 October 18, 2011

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schnozberry • Schnoz • schnozzle • schnozz • Schnozed • schnozer • schnozzer • Schnozamized • Schnozbag • schnozberrie

Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013

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A Schnozzle is when you sneeze and a large amount of snot (also known as bogies or nasal mucus) is produced from this sneeze, either into a tissue or into your own hands. This is not regarded as classy in the upper class world.

"Ewwww Don't sit next to John! He just Schnozzled!

by Doddeh June 10, 2013

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Schnoo's Corollary

Schnoo's Corollary: The first person to invoke the name of Stalin in an argument (outside of a discussion of Russian history or politics) should be immediately sent to the gulag.

Rush Limbaugh, in defending his inane remarks on "phony soldiers", declared out of the blue that "Stalinists have taken over the Left" in America. To follow the strictures of Schnoo's Corollary, Limbaugh should be shown what a real gulag is like forthwith.

by Manny Morgan October 20, 2007

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