Schnorb

A Schnorb is a small creature who runs around hugging, slapping, jumping on and partially mauling innocent by-standers. They are regularly found carrying 'Schnorb Fungus' on the backs of their heads. Sometimes known as 'Schnorby' or just 'AHHHHHHHH!!' too. Believed to foam at the mouth and smile uncontrollably when angry. They are also known to fear rattling noises, this is the only way to stop a Schnorb attack. They are a danger to everyone and everything around them. Run.

"What's that coming over the hill, is it a Schnorb? Is it a Schnorb?"

by Cheezycola January 27, 2010

schlort

Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"

Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?

Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Shnortin

one with an enlongated face

Why the long face Shnortin?

by Stuart Armstrong August 18, 2006

schnorkus

someone that snorts cocaine from a shag carpet.

He drop his powder off the coffee table and was still able to schnorkus it from the shag carpet.

by von strudelburg August 27, 2013

Shnort

When you see something funny on the Internet or you read a funny text and instead of actually laughing you just blow some extra air out of your nostrils.

Text: Vaginas are cool because you can think about sex in class without getting a boner

You: *shnort* Haha so true

by Targ January 16, 2014

blocher, kakker, schnorrer

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.

He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.

by squarf March 2, 2004

schnorks

NOT an underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is NOT an underwater creature!!!"

by Spacecow March 8, 2003