schnauzeristic tendencies

Behaving like a schnauzer, dumb and stupid.

Derived from the behavior of people owning schnauzers.

Damn, Emilio really has some schnauzeristic tendencies!"

by Emilio Maroun March 31, 2022

Sloppy Schnauzer

A man's wet beard after going down on a woman.

Do not come up here and put that Sloppy Schnauzer in my face after you been eatin' that pussy!

by Scrubitright September 14, 2018

wet schnauzer

Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.

Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"

by Don Hoyt January 4, 2008

Schnapples

when a girls stomach reaches out farther than their boobs.

Dude, that fat bitch got mad schnapples

by andrew & sben January 28, 2005

schnaffle

to steal or borrow something

1) "dude can i schnaffle a bite of your fallafel?"

2) "noooo! someones schnaffled my spritzer whilst i was peeing...damn it"

by 2df4 July 4, 2006

schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel

That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"

by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

schnizzle

The ultimate in anything! Better then "da bomb" its "da schnizzle"

"that girl is the schnizzle!" "this place is the schnizzle!"

by D_daddy_M October 29, 2003