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Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.
Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.
by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016
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schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch
i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake
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Schooling

Function:
The progressive form of the verb to school.
Definition:
To get own3d (or pwn3d,) to suffer great humilation, to straight up loose.
Upon her arrival to the Bean, Molly will receive a schooling in both ping-pong and bowling.
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schlooping

the act of sitting down on a hot day
Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.
by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008
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schmoving

When you are dancing like crazy making it look like you’re having a seizure when you’re just fine.
Damn that guy is schmoving!
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Schloobing

tubing with 3 or more matching tubes, where tricks are pulled by seasoned professionals :-) such as, triple barrel rolls, quadhops, and jumps that clear over 10 feet.
google schloobing, or search for it on youtube. A guy who went schloobing only about 3 weeks ago put together a pretty amazing video of it. Another one to come soon.
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Schmoozic

Music that has only one purpose:to schmooze for a babe or a hot man.

Especially music that only highlights only shallow physical characteristics of the opposite sex.
Woaaah! That is some serious schmoozic!

Ed Sheeran? Cmon, turn that schmoozic off.

“Love with Your Body” by Ed Sheeran, is just schmoozic that you can’t dump from your brain.

Taylor Swift used to make normal schmoozic , but now her schmoozic is far too gay.

Ok, pretty much all male Mexican singers make schmoozic.
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