Schylar

A really beautiful girl. Be careful with her because once you mess up she’s gone. She’s the smartest girl you’ll ever meet and she’s super athletic. She is SUPER goofy but watch it cause she has a temper. She is so caring and thoughtful. She is super hardcore and maybe a little pushy but only because she wants you to do well. But she wants herself to do the best because she is sooooooo competitive.

Wow you’re so lucky bro you got a Schylar

I know thanks man

by Hi I'm chicken July 27, 2018

Google Scholar

Someone who believes that easy access to internet articles on a subject is the same as personal, academic, mastery of a subject. Someone who believes that upvotes and popularity of information on the internet is enough for that information to be trustworthy. Someone who disdains or ignores academic journals, primary sources, and university publications because the headlines in a search engine or social media have taught them all they need to know.

Another student cited wikipedia in my informal logic class. All the recent high school grads start off as Google Scholars.

by jin-roh May 20, 2016

schmearfinkle

a poop trail or skid mark. anal debris/residue left behind purposefully or not, for another's discovery.

Lindsey left a huge schmearfinkle in my toilet.

by ClaytonJames July 7, 2005

Scholarbate

The act of masturbation for study related purposes. Also known as "studybate."

"Man, I really need to scholarbate, otherwise I don't know if I'm going to be able to get this paper done."

by Head Fones May 10, 2009

scholaristic

The act of being a scholar

He was so scholaristic in his presentation

by Taj-_-Richards November 27, 2017

Scholartific

- A person who is extremely smart or highly educated.
- A word used for sarcastic remarks after someone says something stupid.

Random girl: Today is Thursday right?
Other girl: No it’s Wednesday

Other girl’s friend: Scholartific!!

by andreitablopez May 6, 2019

Scholars Academy

A slightly overrated school that uses hurricane sandy as an excuse to be better

At scholars academy, we survived hurricane sandy, so that must mean we are strong!!

by InstantPotatos March 8, 2016