Zack schmitt

a person with receding hair, fake supreme wallet, and hasn’t shown his PP to any of his friends

This dudes pullin a heavy zack schmitt vibe

Zack schmitt by Coochie boy January 31, 2020

internal burning schmitt 

Mikes anus hole throbbs from leftover 2nd degree burns after the boil chunks party with the Milanos.

internal burning schmitt by Milanoymous October 19, 2003

Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt 

A modern gunslinger, turned wrestler.

After a tragic accident this youthful gunslinger was forced to abandon his old life and became the heavyweight champion of the world and landed into the wrestling hall of fame, the newest champion Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt by RacistLgbtqLover July 6, 2023

Schmidt Special 

This term refers to when your feces enters into food (sometimes resembling nutella or chocolate).

Culinary Teacher: “Hey, how did you put so much nutella in your crepe? We ran out of nutella in last hours class.”

Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”

Schmidt Special by bus 48 god child October 29, 2019

Schmidt Suit 

Black jeans and a Baby Gap tee.

Michael Schmidt wears the Schmidt Suit

Schmidt Suit by captain ass anonymous July 8, 2012

Schmidt On A Stick 

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

Schmidt On A Stick by uglyducklin May 16, 2017

kimmy schmidt

A friendly and social redhead that was trapped in a bunker by an evil, crazy reverend for 15 years with 3 other women.

"I was binge watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt last night, and I know it's a good show."

kimmy schmidt by CandyEater June 5, 2017