schmicko

shhh-MIK-oohhh

adj.

1. An Australian term meaning full of glamour; charmingly or fascinatingly attractive, esp. in a mysterious or magical way.

2. Term used to describe a way of dress, mostly cocktail.

"Geeeeeeeez.... Ewa looked schmicko in her get up last night, she didn't look a day over 15. Wish I was a leap year baby."

by Norton123 January 12, 2008

schlitzed

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

by Anomaly July 12, 2005

schlittle

Little penis

Antonym of schlong

girl: lemme see your schlong
boy: ok, here
girl: Ahaha! that's more of a schlittle!!!
*boy runs away*

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005

Schmitzled

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.

Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"

by TressaRocks January 1, 2012

Schlitzmas

Holiday falling on December 16 honoring the birth of rock band, The Gusto. The Gusto was born in 2005.

Celebrate Schlitzmas by drinking Schlitz all night long.

by Jake Boyardi December 17, 2009

schmitke

Boss ass Mexican bitch !!! Her last name might be German but she's is a OG Mexican . A Schmitke can fuck u nice and good. They also like Abduls

Abdul: I only fuck a Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly

Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke

by Badboyjohnny_ June 4, 2016

mason schlitt

a guy with a giga chad body and a massive cock

look at mason schlitt he’s pulling all the bitches

by hotcunt August 24, 2021