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Schwingle

A swinging single, usually over age 55 who frequents bars at ski resorts looking for free hors d'oeuvres and cheap drinks
The schwingles showed up at happy hour at the right time.
by Chicksonstickz November 28, 2021
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schminkle butt

someone- says something funny
me- omg! that was so schminkle butt!
by big_brain.user69 April 2, 2022
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Schpangled

When you’re in between drunk and totally fucked up. The moment when you’re drunk and high right before the room starts spinning. You metaphorically feel like the inside of a stomach.
Leroy: Bruh I just drank this casamigos while I’m high and this shit got me schpangled!

T-Bone: Yeah son you schpangled af. That shit got you tripping lmao.
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Schmangled

A term originating within the "Spademan Vocabulary" of Ontario, Canada.

-It refers to any person that has consumed too much alcohol

-Should be used by excessive beer drinkers
Oh man, last night I got so schmangled I lost my pants!!!
by spadeinator July 20, 2010
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Schwinged

When Dave first saw Hetty, he was schwinged!
by ~*AnGeLbAbE*~ February 26, 2003
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Shingledigger

One who incessantly scratches at a rash.
That girl must have a rash, because she's scratching like a shingledigger.
by Tucsanrob February 4, 2007
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