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Schmuck

by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018
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schmuckaluck

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.
Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.
by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009
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schmockey

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."
by rpc11 October 30, 2007
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Shush you schmuck

An example of Niko and Chunkz telling people to be quiet for waffling
by Callum A November 30, 2019
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Schminkle

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.
by zugale November 4, 2018
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schicken

I'm hungry. Imma go to Popeye's and get me some schicken.
by Freeloading Will March 9, 2008
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schmecky schmecky

by bus840kev June 27, 2009
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