You and your friend Anthony are talking:
You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!
Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!
You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!
Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!
by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011
Get the Poopy Schmell mug.A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.
Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.
by Figg October 2, 2007
Get the schmelt mug.Related Words
schmele • Schmelegula • schmelevator • schmee • Schmeeb • Schmeet • schmeeze • schmeef • schmeel • schmeep
Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.
by Riiiles June 8, 2019
Get the schmeedium mug.
Get the schmeeked mug.David: I don't want people to think I'm wrong, I'll look like a schegegy.
Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!
Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!
by Moonwarrior December 19, 2007
Get the schmegegy mug.fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...
by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008
Get the fanny schmeller mug.