mason schlitt

a guy with a giga chad body and a massive cock

look at mason schlitt he’s pulling all the bitches

by hotcunt August 24, 2021

shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005

Schlite

(1) a term of endearment used in greeting for respect. identifies the other person as someone worth of respect and trust.

(2) *alternate definition*
-an insult tastefully used against enemies.

(1) What’s good my schlite! 🤝
(2) You’re a schlite ass mf! 🖕

by shay/// April 19, 2022

schwitz

to sweat

oh god i'm schwitzing like a pudding

by corinna September 17, 2003

Schlit

New age “party” term similar in meaning to lit, but excessively.

“Just got off work, let’s get Schlit!”
“I can’t get Schlit yet, Gunny just called me back to the Flightline”

by Chesty’s Future June 2, 2018

schiltz

A Last name, often confused with shitz or schlitz, like the beer.
The coolest breed of elite humans, white with brown hair, usually hairy when male, big balls, often fart very frequently
Often quite intelectual, although they may not show it often.

Dude, that fart was a schiltz
I bet hitler wished he could be a schiltz
dude, you trynna grow a schiltz beard?

by Schiltz, Andrew January 13, 2009

schnitz

To ejaculate in an extreme manner, such that the product's volume is significantly larger than usual. Also known as a Dolwick.

When the librarian saw that the Battlestar Galactica girls were featured in playboy, he schnitzed / dolwicked his trousers real heavy.

by ZBT spyder April 13, 2007