SchlattWalk

When someone is walking with such glamour and elegance that you are absolutely dumbfounded by the SchlattWalk.

Person 1: did you see Matt doing the SchlattWalk?
Person 2: yeah I did! He's boutta get all that puss

by They tryna be jeff November 19, 2019

Schlägmän

The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"

me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"

by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022

schlaktus

a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise

Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!

by John Tobin April 28, 2008

scalati

scalati is another word for head or mata/head

you bussin a scalati rn

by cdott from the ville May 19, 2021

Getting Schlagered

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

schlatus

A person dat sucks in many ways and gets assfcked all the fckin time.

comes from: Philipp>Pilatus>Schlatus
other forms: Ratus ; Fartus

"Yo man look at dat bitch, his small penis and missing balls make him look like the realest schlatus" Kayne West to P.Diddy

by sl1zem November 27, 2013

Schlaefli

a small growth which is surprisingly hard to get rid off once it has a decent hold on you. Can be easily distracted with the use of bright lights, screens or video games.

Jamie: Dude is that a Schlaefli on your back?

Henry: Yeah dont worry i'll offer him Call of Duty when i get home.

by Henrehhhhhh October 24, 2009