Schmunk

schmunk or schmunck means he who will have the world in his hands. according to an ancient prophecy nordica schmunk will be the surname of the person who will dominate the world either for good or for destruction

Schmunk the king of destrution

by Byorn steckmüller February 23, 2018

Schmunday

An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.

Thank Schmah, it's Schmunday!

by Schmah March 20, 2011

schmunkey

A Hand Shaped into the form of a monkey making it into a hand puppet...
Typically voice given is a high pitched Squeaky Voice

Sue: Hi im 5 Years old!
Al:im her father.
Sue: no dad! not schmunkey!
Al: SCHMUNKEY!!!!!!!!
Sue laughs

by Morgn June 11, 2007

schmunt

A schmunt is someone who is ridiculously idiotic.

Girl 1: I was timing a Pizza in the oven using the microwave and it blew up.

Girl 2: You schmunt!

by MrsGordo May 15, 2006

Schmunctual

The act of being so late, so frequently, that your friends often confirm time zones and lunar phases while planning an event.

Did you make sure Mike knows it’s eastern time on a waning gibbous? We may miss this Third Eye Blind concert if he is Schmunctual this time.

by Caution: Frost Heaves Ahead January 16, 2018

schmunk

schmunk is a sex-neutral word and can be used as a adjective and adverb.

Måns2018

-Äej fyfan va schmunkig du är som råkade röka ciggen från fel håll

-asså sluta schmunka o rör på fläsket satmara

-för någon dag så schmunkade jag ner till konsum och snodde lite ost

by manshgf October 9, 2018

Schmungo

Somebody who is being a Dipshit.

"Don't throw the lacrosse ball at me you smooth brained Schmungo."

by Regirade February 21, 2019