scenarious

A serious scenario

We better be prepared for scenarious

by walruzz May 8, 2012

scenario

Scenario / Situation

What's the scenario?

by cameo March 12, 2003

Kite Runner Scenario

A situation in which a friend hides in fear while another friend is, either figuratively or literally, backed into a corner and butt-raped by Middle Easterners. The term refers to the memorable conflict from the novel "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini.

(In Gears of War 3) "Ben, where the hell were you?! I was shooting one of the berserkers with a scorcher, and then the second berserker came in and wrecked my shit while you were hiding! Stop putting me in Kite Runner Scenarios!"

"Way to go, man. You know that you ate Chris's sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total Kite Runner Scenario.

by CommanderPoopyPants October 12, 2011

sex scenario

An experience with sex.

One time suzy shoved his penis in me and it felt so gooood.

I cummed all over her and she swallowed every last bit of it.

*sex scenario*
Suzy handcuffed me to the bed and shoved my erect penis into her pussy until I orgasmed. She then sucked my dick and licked off all of her period blood.

by cuddlebear May 26, 2014

S'mores (Sexual Scenario)

A foursome with two tan thin white guys/girls on the outside, a well-built black guy and a fatter albino in the middle.

I was upset with my friends. Last night was our interracial porn night, and I wanted to watch "Michael Jack-off's Black or White," but they made us sit through "S'mores Sandwich 6."

S'mores (Sexual Scenario)

by Raeigner April 27, 2013

scenarium

material, matter or stuff, having an invulnerability effect, beyond the logic or physics of any object manufactured in a conventional material. and keeping it until a situation, or a specific means is obtained. (not to be confused with macguffinium)

videogame player: "why can't i break this wall, is he made on scenarium?"

lotr fan: "if nobody can destroy the ring, it's because he is made on scenarium"

roleplayer: "but, why can't i kill this guy?"
gamemaster: "because he is made on scenarium! shut up!"

by ovanossar August 7, 2018

Scenariolize

When someone takes a scenario you presented and acts like you meant what they thought (scenario they created) it meant. When in reality, the thought was their own.

Alex: Owen lets have a 3-way with this model.
Owen: You’re gay because you’re thinking about my dick.
Alex: Why was your first thought to scenariolize about our dicks?

by Rilo.Ricky.Rasta August 23, 2018