Scavonian Dissonance

A description for when the text (or writer) of a story actively asserts facts of character or circumstance that are, in actuality, false to majority of audience members.
Derived from: Character - Tom Scavo (Desperate Housewives)

"I'm really confused by this tv show" - "Why" - "We're supposed to believe he's a nice guy but he's treating his wife like shit. The scavonian dissonance is giving me a migraine!"

by BeverlyAnne January 28, 2015

scav2000

When playing scav in Tarkov and you kill a pmc and are now all decked out in top gear

“Then I went scav2000 wrecked some more pmc’s and got out”

by chHAad February 20, 2021

Class Scavenger

One who is well known for consistently mooching food from his or her classmates, either in the cafeteria or at random, snack-friendly hours of the school day.

He or she also thrives on devouring leftovers, especially right before someone is about to throw away their crumbs.

Josh: Christ man.. Jimmy is such a fuckin' grade A Class Scavenger. Sometimes he eats more of my Totino Pizza Rolls than I do!!

Matt: Tell me about it man...

by Jake T. Williamson June 3, 2009

Scavage

A mix of a sco and a savage. In other words, someone who is a beast and a pro at getting some of your stuff. Beware when you have lots of items such as say... Chips, French Fries, or candy or other scoage

Dude, look at all this left over French Fries! time to scavage

by MissionAgape January 16, 2015

ScavHunt Withdrawal

<noun> The malady experienced annually by a staggering number of University of Chicago students during the week following Mother's Day. Symptoms include a strong desire to duct tape various items together, a profound fear of sleep, fierce hatred of Ivy League schools (and Northwestern), and failing midterm after midterm. The only way to effectively get through it is to detox in either Cobb or the Regenstein Library for at least 12 hours.

Man, this campus seems so down this week.

-Eh, that's just ScavHunt Withdrawal. It's like this every year

by Hoover/Breck ScavHunt May 8, 2004

Scavengitis

A freeloading person, one who takes without giving back.

John has scavengitis. He fucking ate all my chips!

by Nick Afadafa November 7, 2006

pussy scavenger

Someone who preys on their friends partners or preys on friends leftovers

Mike shagged my girlfriend and he fucked Steve's ex, his such a pussy scavenger. He isn't my mate anymore.

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015