Sardonic

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.

Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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by A_Worker December 22, 2010

sardine

A slimey little biatch

Your a sardine

by tjlm September 22, 2016

Sardineized

Sardineized: The act of being picked into something or into some place, or into some situations so tight that you feel as if you are packed into that area so tight, you feel like you are packed in this tight place as if you were packed inside a can full of Sardines (A "Sardine" is the common name used to refer to various small, oily fish within the herring family, normally packaged tight into a small confining can when prepared and ready to eat), Thus; you have gotten the feeling of being “Sardineized”.

Example: Billy bob, " I am so packed into this Tuxedos that it is so tight and their are so many people in this sheep barn at this wedding reception of Becky Lue’s, that I am simply becoming Sardineized. I can't take it any more, this starched pink lacey shirt makes me feel so gay, and I even had to use deodorant to come to Becky Lue's party. I have got to get out of here. I just need to get out of this monkey suit, get me some beers, and go fish'n.

by Billy BullSchitter October 8, 2016

sardistic

People who act sarcastic and sadistic at the same time.

That time Darryl said," Good job idiot." With a sardistic tone.

by Spc Pheynix August 12, 2017

de'shard

The most loving person who has a deep voice and is also an athlete. He loves meeting new people and making new friends. He also has a sense of humor and is the best person you will meet.

Damn he's so fine his name must be De'Shard.

by bestfraaaand August 6, 2016

Void Shard

Void shards generate a large field of Void energy around them, causing all units that enter it to take damage over time. The void shards also generate portals to the void when attacked that spawn enemies to defend it. When attacking a Void shard, concentrate on destroying it instead of the enemies spawned; the shard's destruction will stop the enemy forces from reinforcing their numbers and will eliminate the field of Void energy damaging the player's units.

Each time a void shard is destroyed, the remaining shards' shields will increase. The rate of damage inflicted on surrounding units also increases.

In "Rifts to Korhal," void shards spawn at set points on the map, and will attack the player's forces with a small area of effect attack. The attack will damage the player's units and stun them for a short time, akin to the attacks of Oblivion Constructs.

Amon deployed several Void shards on Aiur around the Overmind's carcass. The shards drained life from the land around them to feed Amon's host body as it prepared to awaken.

Void shards appear in the mission "The Host" in Legacy of the Void campaign and in the co-op mission "Rifts to Korhal". In both missions, destroying the void shards is the main objective.

by Khan Be April 23, 2017

Tweed-shard

noun. a person who inappropriately demonstrates their lack of expertise in a given skill or field, such as: politics, theatre, or public speaking.

How do we help this nation move forward together when the tweed-shard in office refuses to acknowledge home-grown terrorism?

by loveurneighbor108 August 18, 2017