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make Sauron cry

To masturbate to intense orgasm and ejaculation. From the fact that The Lord of the Rings' Sauron had one eye on top of the phallic tower of Barad-dûr.
Girl, get ready 'cos I'm gonna really make Sauron cry!
by pentozali August 20, 2013
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The Hammer of Sauron

The Hammer of Sauron is the tertiary antagonist in Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. He was one of Sauron's Black Captains and was responsible, partly, for the murder of Talion and his family during the retaking of Mordor by the Dark Forces.
The Hammer of Sauron was once a man, a stretcher bearer for Gondor dedicated to retrieving the wounded. His life changed on the slopes of Mount Doom when he retrieved Sauron's mace after the Dark Lord fell.
by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021
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The Black Hand of Sauron

The Black Hand was the greatest and the most feared of Sauron's Black Captains during the late Third Age. He personally killed the family of Talion (a ranger of the Black Gate), both his wife and his son, and then proceeded to slit the throat of Talion himself.
“You cannot escape us.”
-THE BLACK HAND OF SAURON.
by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021
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Eye of Sauron

When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.
Gave that bitch the eye of Sauron last night! She didn't even see it coming.
by A filthy Hobbit August 4, 2022
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Who is Sauron ?

Who do you think plays Sauron ? Is it you or is it someone else ? Is it someone you love ? Like ? Or someone you hate ?
What do you guys think ? Sauron a guy or a girl

Who is Sauron ?
by urbandictionaryvea November 19, 2022
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The White Hand of Sauron

The act of receiving a blow job while standing and the blow job giver kneeling on both knees. Just before climax, the man comes into his hand and stamps the kneeler on the face and says “Whom do you serve-“

The receiver responds “Saruman!”
by PhilboBagginses March 7, 2026
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saron

A VERY attractive girl that is always happy and cheery. Her inner beauty is huge if you get to know her. Although, she is very determined when it comes to some things. She's always a good person to talk to because she gives good advice. Never shy away from her because you are loosing a great amount of friendship and knowledge.
"She's so perfect wow"
"I know, that's Saron!"
by Josh R ;) September 19, 2016
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