When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.
by A filthy Hobbit August 4, 2022
Get the Eye of Sauronmug. The Black Hand was the greatest and the most feared of Sauron's Black Captains during the late Third Age. He personally killed the family of Talion (a ranger of the Black Gate), both his wife and his son, and then proceeded to slit the throat of Talion himself.
by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021
Get the The Black Hand of Sauronmug. Who do you think plays Sauron ? Is it you or is it someone else ? Is it someone you love ? Like ? Or someone you hate ?
by urbandictionaryvea November 19, 2022
Get the Who is Sauron ?mug. by My English teacher May 15, 2024
Get the Sauronicmug. by chomumandem March 31, 2022
Get the Sauron in my assmug. The act of manually spreading one’s butt cheeks and allowing the butt cheeks to release around someone’s body forming a grasp. Can be done in a loving manner or to prevent escape.
I tried to go on an afternoon run, but my boyfriend caught me in the clutches of Sauron’s Brown Eye grasp.
by Titsmag33 December 29, 2024
Get the Sauron’s Brown Eyemug.