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sarcophillis satanicus

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1.the act of putting an entire prescription all of your shengralanturn and not going to sleep, only to fall asleep at the wheel at 9 a.m. and crash your car into another person's car. However your head is so hard as it breaks the windshield that nothing else happens.

2. tazmanian devil
Sarco, was crazy on sunday night and satanicused himself.
by DJ TOEJAM June 4, 2004
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Jacob Sartorious

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A boy who hasn't hit puberty yet
Sister 1: OMG JACOB SARTORIOUS FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER!!!

Sister 2: ...
by HelpMehPls July 31, 2016
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An extreme level of saltiness... Rather than saying salty, someone could say saltacious to imply a larger extent.
Are you still saltacious that I slid in your girl's DM's?
by Jdmkid62 September 10, 2016
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Sartorious

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probably a fake fan who spelled Jacob's last name wrong
it's S-A-R-T-O-R-I-U-S pleaseeeeeee
true sartorians: omg did u hear that thot brag about how much she love Jacob? then spelled his name wrong? sartoriOus??Unbelievable!
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sartageous

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sartageous is the act of becoming spontaneous and sarcastic and courageous all at once.
Remember Leonidas vs. Xerxes? Leonidas thinks of some crazy shit to say, in the heat of the moment, that makes him look like a badass, and that he had planned it this whole time? Sartageous, man.
by pauly hart January 28, 2019
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my fathers interpretation of the fish dominating the Portuguese waters
i want sardinious
by sardinious September 2, 2021
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