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sarooting

Texting or using any means of communication to communicate with someone across the room. Sarootee can be used to talk behind someone's back or just because you are to lazy to open your mouth.
Steven is sarooting me now because we do not want Keenan to know what we are talking about.
by bcwn13 January 31, 2010
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sarkozy

Noun: A minor, benign, self-limiting skin condition of unknown origin (such as a rash, spot or small area of discoloration) that either clears up on its own without treatment, or remains there harmlessly for up to many years.
Plural form: sarkozies

A pseudo-diminutive form of "sarcoma." Named in honor of France's current president, Nicolas Sarkozy.
Example 1:

Nate: "Hey, Bob, you'd better get that spot on your arm checked. It could be something serious."

Bob: "Nah, it's nothin'. The doc said it was nothin' to worry about; it's just a sarkozy. It'll clear up on it's own in a few days.

Example 2:
"The Doctor told me: 'Just about everybody, if they check themselves over carefully, will have some skin thing that could look like it might be serious. Usually, though, those are just sarkozies.'"
by Jherek August 19, 2010
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scrozy

A Norwegian product. It is a wool "sock" that you put on your scrotum. It is designed to make your scrotum cozy, hence scrozy. It is very popular in Norway.
Dude it's so cold, but it's okay. I got my scrozy.
by Scrozy! February 22, 2009
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Saroitis

1. An infection in the eye or the eye retna which causes the eyes to be confused when looking in one direction. One eye looks in the correct direction, the other looks completely opposite.

2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.
Doctor: "Hi there, unfortunately you have contracted saroitis in your right retna"

Patient: "What's that mean"

Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"

Patient: "Is it cureable?"

Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"

Patient: "But I ccca"

Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
by NotoriousD.I.G June 17, 2009
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Saroot

A person who is a saroot is sweetest. Saroot can be used to describe a young man full of hope and joy. Also, saroot defines a person, who is very intelligent. Saroot is also described as a passionate lover and person with nice smile. Saroot can be used as an adjective, and an adverb.
He's such a Saroot, I'm totally in love with him.

OMG, Saroot the perfect guy for me!
by Tanyathesweetheart August 16, 2010
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scrozen

the term scrozen can be loosely defined as a frozen scrotum.
dude i walked into that freezer and totally got scrozen!
by jman7586 July 20, 2012
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stroze

You're so stroze
by khujo December 27, 2017
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