"I felt like such a sardine eater after licking that girl's stank ass vagina." "I have a new nickname for you..... mmmmmm sardine eater."
by Jerm (the worm) August 07, 2004
The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.
Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...
by FishLover87 July 20, 2011
When a group of guys try to stuff as many cocks in one girl's orifices; packed real tight, like a sardines can.
by IFAbrain October 05, 2010
Nickname given to the de Havilland Chipmunk, an British military training aircraft used from 1946 to 1996.
by JonathanChance September 30, 2003
by cutmybumcheeks March 06, 2019
When a person takes a dump in a metal filing cabinet at an office only to be found by a lucky individual.
by MonkeyClaw® April 21, 2011