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smooth sailing

easy going, an unbumpy ride into the future.
"I've finally got that out of the way". "Well, now it's smooth sailing from here"
by shortanstuff February 6, 2009
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abbey sailing team

A well-rounded, lively group of elite seamen who are unafraid to face the elements of Bristol Harbor. Sailing is the favorite past time, only of course behind frisbee. We're more than a cult than anything. There is always so much room for activities! We're sweaty not cause we were watching Cops, we were fcking shit up! Exceptional in sailing, however not in driving the mini buses, these sailors will make your wetsuits wetter and your drysuits...well they'll get wet anyway. We always try to abide rule #69.3 section b- "Never screw your crew". But since the rules are more like guidelines..something is usually blowing out there other than the wind....
What can you say, we're the best ASS out there: Abbey Sailing Squadron
kid 1: Hey are you part of the abbey sailing team ?
kid 2: yeah its fantastic!
by wagonwheeler123 April 3, 2010
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midget sailing

The sexual act that involves a small person.

If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.

Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.
Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"
by doublerainbowomg September 7, 2010
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Sailing

The fine art of getting really wet, really cold, going nowhere really fast, while spending large amounts of money
Sailing owns, though
by jackts9999 May 4, 2009
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Pussy Sailing

a term that means looking for girls/pussies.
looking for wiling girls to have sex.
"Man, It's been a rough week."
"Yes, we should go pussy sailing."
"Indeed"
by De Jay Hemmingston January 18, 2010
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J. D. Salinger

Probably the greatest writer in American history. 89 year old Salinger had many stories published in The New Yorker but has had only four books published; The Catcher in the Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey, and Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction. His last work published was Hapworth 16, 1924 in The New Yorker in 1965. His last interview was in 1980 and since then he has become sort of a recluse and lives a quite life in New Hampshire. Salinger almost always writes about young, very intelligent and cynical people and his work appeals greatly to a younger audience because of his theme of loss of innocence and adolescent alienation.
I think for the past 40 years J. D. Salinger has been working on a huge masterpiece that will be published when he dies and blow us all away.
by what.a.divvy March 31, 2008
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Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide

Refers to becoming drunk while alone in order to enhance one's creative process. Probably originated in the webcomic Problem Slueth.
Person 1: Can you come over tonight?
Person 2: No, I've had some ideas rolling around so tonight is going to be for sailing on the pumpkin tide.
by Analog_man June 18, 2011
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