face sanding

(V.)A girl grinding a mans face so fucking hard his nose starts to sand off and become flat

1.Bro 1- what did you and Amy do last night bro?
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!

2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.

by Callmekieth October 12, 2016

Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.

Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!

by awesomagic November 14, 2011

wet sanding

Wet sanding is the sexual in nature. It involves a man and a women or 2 men. This must be done at a beach in which one partener performs felatio on a penis and that individual puts their penis in the sand and then penetrates a vagina or an anus

I was wet sanding the shit out of nasty Nate while he was watching the sun rise.

by Eurotrashrabbit October 4, 2013

saucing

Saucing is when you cum all over a female. Whether it's on her back side, tummy, face or if it's really serious and she doesn't want to waste the "Sauce" then she'll hoover it in the mouth.

Ooooh man it's been a long weekend! I was "saucing" all over the place.

by Manaseh August 1, 2005

stancing

A combination of a stance and dancing, in which a person plants their feet in a pose and proceeds to dance rhythmically without moving their feet.

Let's have a stance off.

Rachel: Yo did you see how hard Rebekah rocked that stancing?
Sarah: I wish I could stance as great as she does.

by pagodasplan August 7, 2015

shadow syncing

following behind an extremly slow person while trying not to hit the back of their feet

teacher-"why were you late!?''
kid-"i was stuck shadow syncing behing the principal"
teacher-''ok, its understood''

by mrb-land November 20, 2009

dial syncing

when you are calling someone that is calling you so you both go to voicemail.

I hate when the signal drops when I'm talking to Bridget because we're just going to spend the next five minutes dial syncing.

by Januraqua April 27, 2014