bad samaritan acceleration

The bit of fast walking you do after not having held a door for another person. Occurs most often in borderline cases.

"That dude was kinda too far to hold the door for, but he gave me a nasty look when I used a bit of bad samaritan acceleration."

by minj April 30, 2010

Good Samaritan

When you sweetly offer someone help changing a flat tire but when their back is turned, you hit them over the head with a shovel.

You better hope no one slashes your tires because I will good samaritan your ass.

by ahimsa January 7, 2009

good samaritan

to use a numb hand to shelving a pill. such that it feels like a stranger is doing you that favour.

Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.

when i go the good samaritan on myself, i make sure that i'm looking in the mirror, so i can give myself a wink when i'm done. I find It is also a superb opportunity to give oneself a dirty sanchez.

by marcus_schmarcus June 23, 2006

Samriti

A type of girl who like to study 24x7. She has been topper in every field of life. Because of which she has lost the sense of enjoyment and fun. Her sniffing senses are one of the best in human kind; she can smell anyone from at least 100ft away. But she herself is usually smelly most of the times. Lastly she is lonely and doesn’t have any friends.

Roy: why are being such a samriti today?
Goy: because I’ve been studying continuously for last 10 days and haven’t bathed or talked to anyone.

by Higgs_boson14 March 7, 2021

samsritha

Samsrithas are usually quite shy as children, but as they age and understand the world they become more careless and godly. Well, of course they were godly enough to start off with. They reign in the confidence department, and will try and push themselves to make themselves stronger. They think they need to work the hardest ever to achieve their goals, and if they don't, they do not deserve it. They're going to have one or two people in their lives who they cannot live without, besides their parents. They live off of sarcasm and jokes. Sometimes when others are sad it affects her mood, only she gets angry very easily, which may or may not result in hurting others with slight usage of harsh language. Overall, Samsrithas truly can be dumbfricks sometimes and screw things up, but really just want the best for themselves and others. Of course she thinks about herself first, always selfish, however is very insecure about it and makes herself think about others first or she gets mad at herself. She has no intention to do work, but tries to push herself anyways. All she wants is to celebrate festivities with people and try and make as many memories as possible. She loves taking pics. She is quite pretty, though when she says she is she means it as a joke, sometimes she does truly believe she looks great and has confidence in herself. You should get yourself a friend like Samsritha, though she may screw some things up, all she wants is to care.

Friend 1: Hey, Samsritha is cute ain't she?
Friend 2: She sucks
Friend 1: Eh shes cool
Friend 2: Youre lying

Friend 3: I am samsritha
Friend 2 and 1: You're a god
Friend 3: Good, I expect no less from you foolish mortals

by -unknown secret admirer 😉 October 29, 2021

The Good Samaritan

Often practiced by lone homosexual men. The said homosexual goes to a popular gay hunting ground i.e. public toilets, gay bushes or the forest, he then waits till there is a group of gays who are yet to pull but need to empty their full sacks ! He then lays on the floor in just his pants, the group approach and collectively wank all over him until he's covered in gentleman's relish !

That Stephen Good is a 'Good Samaritan' in name and nature, he was found in the gay bushes in Featherstone absolutely caked in man batter, apparently there was 7 of them who emptied on him, he was 'The Good Samaritan'

by The Purple Helmet February 14, 2022

good samaritan

Kenneth Ely, the most selfless papa dog out there

The good samaritan made sure everyone knew ALL their possibilities; "You know, you could try...."

by The lucky daughter March 16, 2019