Smammered-hammered Dick

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection

Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened

by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012

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Slammered

When you get so drunk you end up in jail.

I got so slammered last night, good thing I could post bail.

by Matt the Welcome Mat August 9, 2020

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Summered

When’s school is out and everyone is free from their depression.

“Time to get summered”
*happiness intensifies*

by Rando2 March 1, 2022

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Stammered

Stoned and drunk at the same time.

"Man, last night I got stammered."

by Iyellfore February 16, 2014

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slammered

Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered"

aka. really really drunk

Drunk Guy: Man I am so slammered I can't control my pee

Other Guy: Yep, he's slammered alright.

by Fisty McNifflewits September 8, 2006

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Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.

Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.

by I_just_said_what? April 21, 2010

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