Motherfucka, you aae my motherfuckin samich!!
by Chez chizzil mynizzil April 24, 2003
Get the Samich mug.by Tony Mack August 10, 2005
Get the Samich mug.by Justin May 4, 2004
Get the roast beef samich mug.The librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.
by librariansfriend December 9, 2008
Get the smitch mug.Smitch; Noun: To be in the state of smitch. Similar to relaxed, being loose, or having a fun state of mind. A term originating in the SF Bay Area. As a side note: "Yee!"
"Smitchin":
Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?
Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.
"Smitchery":
Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!
Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!
Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?
Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.
"Smitchery":
Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!
Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!
Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
by Mikezilla2008 March 4, 2009
Get the smitch mug.(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.
Teacher: Man that's a good samich!
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
by Caleb Fultz October 17, 2007
Get the Samich mug.a term of endearment. Originally from the new york slang meaning ladies' genital area, now (rhyming with bitch), it is a term of endearment for one's own 'bitch'
Hey there smitch/smitchbag/smitchface, how are you?
by andy miller April 18, 2004
Get the smitch mug.