Salvation Army

The Salvation Army is a global organization dedicated to meeting human needs without discrimination in the name of Jesus Christ. Efforts include fighting hunger, working to end human trafficking/sex slavery, providing disaster relief, drilling wells to provide impoverished peoples with clean drinking water, locating missing persons, operating adult rehabilitation centers, operating homeless shelters, operating summer camps for underprivileged youths, providing prisoner rehabilitation and veterans affair services, providing assistance with rent/bills, providing basic needs like clothing and food, et. al.

Typically associated with the "Red Kettle Campaign" fundraiser performed every Christmas, where volunteers greet shoppers outside retail outlets by ringing bells, singing carols, or performing in a brass band.

I can't believe that tornado was only an hour ago and the Salvation Army already has hot food available.

The Salvation Army rescued my daughter from a Malaysian brothel.

I wish that Salvation Army bellringer would learn to play a trumpet!

by UU35 June 19, 2011

sanitational engineer

A janitor, or another job relating to cleaning, such as a garbage man.

I work at the school as a sanitational engineer.

by Jasper Cameron September 16, 2005

problem saturation

Anything the media/government uses to blow out of proportion and strike fear into people.

Also see:
Swine Flu, Anthrax, Mad Cow, Cuba, Marijuana, Sars, Terrorism, Global Warming, Fuel crisis, etc. etc.

Hey James, did you hear about the swine flu epidemic that's going around? I feel pretty sick I think I might have it.

Dude, that's a typical effect of problem saturation. You're fine.

by PancakesPirate May 2, 2009

salutatorian

The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.

Kelly is crying in the bathroom!
Why?
She just found out she was salutatorian!

by diosmioalejandra May 18, 2008

salvation army

A christian organization founded by General William Booth is the mid 1800's. They are actually aa denomination, known as "salvationists". They are spread accross the world, offering various public services including disaster relief, shelters for children, women, and the homeless. They also offer drug and alcohol rehab among various other services. They spread their religion in this process. I guess i just wanted to point out that it isn't just a thriftstore. You ignorant fucks.

ppl on urban dictionary are teh gay because they think that the salvation army is just a store.

by pleaseenjoy July 23, 2008

Slutcation

When a group of girls known for their love of cock go on vacation together (usually spring break) and just hunt for dicks to ride and suck. These girls are usually in college and are fraternity/athlete groupies and have disappointed their parents by sucking gargantuan amounts of cock.

My ex-girlfriend Anna went on a slutcation with her friends to cancun and they all got herpes.

by zorba_AB February 29, 2012

Salvation Dance

A dance you do when something particularly amazing happens.
Alternatively it is a good introduction.
This dance first appeared in rmps.

The actual 'Salvation Dance' comes at the end of a dance depicting Jesus' life.

From birth - the resurrection.

Once he has ascended into heaven we achieve eternal salvation . . . hence the salvation dance.

Catherine: 'I passed my test!!!'
Cara: 'wooo!!!!'
Both: *do salvation dance*

Cara: 'HI! I'm Cara :D'
*does salvation dance*

by Miss Alainious October 23, 2009