Sailorific

adj.

A word that is commonly (or should be) used by Navy personnel and former Navy personnel when sarcasm is needed to describe something.

To denote that the present situation is reminiscent of government work.

To describe a man as being beyond flaming gay.

To describe the sludge some people serve as coffee that's so strong it'll wake the dead!

Conversation as seen on Facebook (names have been changed to protect the not so innocent)

Former Navy Wife: Hey __"Guy in the Navy"__! Shouldn't you be off getting a tattoo right bout now? HAHAHAHA

Guy in the Navy: lol i wanna just can't afford a new one yet. Maybe next week :P lol

Former Navy Wife: you should get an anchor with a pair of lips on your bum so you can tell the Navy to kiss your @$$

Former Sailor: ‎*sniff* ya'll makin' me feel like I am still a sailor out to sea.

Guy in the Navy: isn't it great __"Former Sailor"__ lol

Former Sailor: It's fucken sailorific

(silence for about a minute)

Former Sailor: I can't believe I said that word

by FormerNavyWife March 30, 2011

Sailor midget

A very small man dressed as a sailor, often found in small coastal fishing communities. Local superstition holds that photographing or interacting with the sailor midget is often a bad omen and may result in immediate calamity.

Shortly after he took a picture of the sailor midget, Philip flipped the golf cart and sent his passengers flying into the middle of the road.

by psully April 22, 2019

Stiffened Sailor

To have sex, on a boat, in the middle of a lake or out at sea

Person 1: What’d u guys on the boat for so long?
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor

by Carl0sSp1cyWeiner May 26, 2022

Johnny Sailor

A sexual practice, whereby two people acquire a container full of liquid (water, or urine for extra fetish), before commencing sexual intercourse in the doggy position. This must be conducted anally for maximum effect.

The 'giver' must hold the 'taker' over the tank of liquid and, at the appropriate moment, dunk the taker's head into the liquid. The taker will then thrash wildly until their bowels void.

Just before voiding, the giver must sense a change in the taker's sphincter pressure, ejaculate wildly, before pulling the taker from the liquid just in time to slap them around the face with their semi erect, post-coital penis (see smurfing) in order to revive them.

She looks like the kind of girl who'd enjoy a Johnny Sailor

by D.Andrews August 8, 2009

sailor boy scout

A man who dresses up as Sailor Moon or one of her compatriots.

You could smell the sailor boy scouts from across the room.

by Dennis October 15, 2003

Dutch Sailor Method

Method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. The square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. The square is then placed around the person's finger, like a ring. Next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their anus, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. Finally, the small scrap of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person's finger nail.

Joel: "My New Year's Resolution is to go green this year. I'll start by only using the Dutch Sailor Method."

Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"

Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."

by Caderade24 March 1, 2011

What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?

we shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he's sober, stick him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him, and put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.

What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

by Sythebrine9 March 17, 2021