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shagmaster

I'd go back for more - he/she's a real shagmaster. You could learn a lot from him/her
by Dave July 8, 2003
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Sexmaster

1: To be really good at something.
2: A pimp.
1: Wow, your the sexmaster at this game!
2:I'm a sexmaster named Slipback!
by djhagduishesiugiudfhdfil January 7, 2008
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saucemaster

The officially appointed leader of a clique or social group. Said leader commands respect and all members of the clique are expected to conform to him.
Lenny: Wait who is the saucemaster of the jock clique again?
Bruce: I am your saucemaster you motherfucker, if you forget again your out.
by jg242` February 22, 2009
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Shmastered

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.
I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.
by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009
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Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.
"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."
by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011
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scamster

A person or robo phone call designed to scam the call recipient out of info, time, privacy, money or anything of value to the caller or caller's employer, the scamster.
The FCC is doing nothing about a million scamster calls a day to my cell. There are so many scamster calls per day that we had to quit answering the phone directly and instead, answer with our own robo announce to press 1 to get rid of robo calls, leaving the other live scamsters that then hang up, instead of leaving a message. He had fun out scamming the scamster by giving him fake information.
by Rebop June 11, 2018
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Sockmaster

1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.

2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.
Bob sits at home and wanks into his socks, Bob is a Sockmaster
by R8586N January 19, 2021
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