sacramento

Definition: Not to be confused with DAVIS!!!!!!evil monkey has never been to Sacramento. Ghost Town? What the hell is that? There is as much in Sacramento and its surrounding areas as there is in San Diego or L.A. There are tons of clubs, bars, better restaurants, and everybody is moving here. I just moved from San Diego. There is crazy traffic, and no ghosts. Wow, evil monkey must travel here a lot.

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by cate April 13, 2005

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Holy Sacrament

The act of ejaculating a cross on the females forehead after oral sex. Especially funny and/or offensive if the girl just happens to be catholic.

In the name of the....Father (nut), and the.... Son (nut)

by Wyldkat74 March 24, 2005

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Sacramento Kings

Apparently, due to past submissions to this dictionary, a team that IS THE BEST, yet CAN'T WIN.

The Sacramento Kings are the absolute best team! They'll beat em next time...

by Vorgin Schroder October 14, 2003

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Sacramento Egg Beater

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.

Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater

by MCRT629 April 19, 2009

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Sacramento squash tourny

A woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. She then places this up her vagina using the tin to push it all the way up. She then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.

"Hey Cindy, this party is boring"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"

by Stevo_Brill June 1, 2015

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