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Ka-Schwing

It's the word Scwing with a "Kah" sound at the beginning.
Used to identify a woman who is not only obscenely smokin' hot, but gives you a boner so fast and hard that it hits your zipper with the force of a bullet and causes a lot of pain.
Dudeski 1: Dude, did you see that girl at the mall yesterday?

Dudeski 2: Yeah, my dick Ka-Schinged so hard I think I ripped off some skin. I even shouted "Ka-Schwing"!

Dudeski 1: So that's why you fell over. And it explains the groin cast.
by The Nobody. January 29, 2009
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Sachin

someone with high levels of mangta-ness
Look at the guy in the club, he is such a Sachin !
by Ramesh Tendulkar April 16, 2020
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schwink

one who plays fairways and greens in the recreational sport of golf. Also, a god among men.
"the highest honor you could ever achieve is the name of schwink."
by gigure April 29, 2006
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Sachin

An immensely funny guy widely perceived to be more comedically talented than both Michael McIntyre and Ricky Gervais put together.
John: "What did the egg say to the boiling water?"

Michael: "Dunno, what?

John: "It may take a while for me to get hard, I just got laid yesterday."

<Pause>

Michael: "Its ok...but its no Sachin joke
sachin#funny#ricky#gervais#michael#mcintyre#hilarious#gifted#talented
by _nobita_0408 June 1, 2019
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Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.
"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."
by Tom May 12, 2004
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sachin

all sachin’s regardless of how it’s spelt are the same. they are gyalists and only talk to you when they need something or are bored. they may not be peng but they pull bare girls and have new tings all the time. they’re naturally flirty and clever as well and are nice guys if they talk to you. they love being called sach and have bare mates as well. if u wanna link a sachin be careful cos beat n dip onto their next ting
sachin is such a cool guy but he’s aired be for few days
by mind-reader March 13, 2020
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Schwing Demon

The most attractive woman in the vicinity. Also the highest way to describe a woman in the schwing caste system. Schwing, Schwinger, SCHWING DEMON
Dude look at that chick over there! She is a schwing demon!
Schwing Demons are swinging from ceiling at this joint!
by ChrisTomato September 15, 2009
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