Swank

Emperor Qín Shǐhuáng Ling was burried in a totally swank underground palace.

A posh wank. When you masterbate with a condom on so there is no mess to clean up after.

Last night I treated myself to a swank.

Swank by bob90 February 17, 2010

swank

Cool to the point of indifferent. Impossible to get bothered.

So your girl dumped ya?

Don't care, I'm fookin'swank..

Masturbating in the shower: Shower + wank = swank!

Can have adverse side effects if you don't watch where your load goes...

"Dude, I always start the day with a swank"
"Is that why there's always cum crusties on your leg hairs"
"yea..."
"Worth it"

Swank by Emface April 1, 2009

Damn that person, they think they're so swank.

swank by PYRO November 20, 2002

fuckin badass. such a better word than scuff.

swank by Anonymous February 27, 2003

To masturbate while crying. A combination of Sob and Wank.

Guy 1: Hey man, that sucks that Jess broke up with you.
Guy 2: Yeah I really miss her, but she is so hot. I swanked to her picture last night...