by Maouad July 17, 2018
Get the Swotting mug.adj.- A combination of greatness and raw awesome. Generally used to describe something that is extraordinarily exceptional or clever.
1)Did you see what he just did?
Yeah man that was fucking swote!
2)You don't need to know what it means, only that the word swote is fuckin swote.
3)Swote is an undefeatable goliath the likes of which have never been seen before.
Yeah man that was fucking swote!
2)You don't need to know what it means, only that the word swote is fuckin swote.
3)Swote is an undefeatable goliath the likes of which have never been seen before.
by stevez September 2, 2008
Get the swote mug.A confident and aloof creature who valiantly tries to live life to the full. He can often be found scutlling around libraries,Gavin,golf courses,lard factories,Ferraries and Gregs. Swotley is renowned for his vast knowledge of pastries and old school music, whos name and achievements have long been forgoten.His large and slugish physique (similar to that off Shrek),glasses and curly womanly hair makes him easy pray,and an optimum structure on which to make jokes.He is and often the butt of crude fat jokes.
Linda:Is it true that Gregs has given Swotley a discount card?
Tor:No that was for ferraries Gregs has banned him from coming into the shop at dinner time becuase he keeps eating all the bakes, especially those steak ones, and then scaring off the customers by enitiating them in boring conversations with his podgy,beady little eyes.
Linda:Seriously
Tor:foe shiz
Tor:No that was for ferraries Gregs has banned him from coming into the shop at dinner time becuase he keeps eating all the bakes, especially those steak ones, and then scaring off the customers by enitiating them in boring conversations with his podgy,beady little eyes.
Linda:Seriously
Tor:foe shiz
by Jiggalies April 16, 2005
Get the Swotley mug.Oh she’s such a swoth
by Jujujujujujujujujuju April 12, 2020
Get the Swoth mug.Girl 1 : I really like you. Do you wanna come back to my place?
Guy: sure
Girl 2 : you really shouldnt do that you know you have a boyfriend.
Girl 1 : dammit
Guy 1 : do you know Meagan
Guy 2 : yeah she has like no girlfriends
Guy 1. : I heard it's because she is a total Twot-swotter
Guy: sure
Girl 2 : you really shouldnt do that you know you have a boyfriend.
Girl 1 : dammit
Guy 1 : do you know Meagan
Guy 2 : yeah she has like no girlfriends
Guy 1. : I heard it's because she is a total Twot-swotter
by Pop-tart98 July 9, 2011
Get the Twot-swotter mug.by James aka Wintz December 3, 2003
Get the Swoth mug.A large hairy female species that tends to sweat a lot emmiting a rather distinct odour that attracts rodent like animals
by Chris and Wilz October 22, 2003
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