scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011

scare the living shit out of

To startle or spook somebody.

My brother likes to scare the living shit out of me by hiding behind doors and jumping out when I least expect it.

by MsTits June 24, 2016

porn scare

The act of putting a scary image in the middle of a porn video so as to scare a guy and totally make them never watch porn again.

Dude I had this porn scare lasts night of this monster from Insidious and almost ripped my penis off!!

by you_don't_wanna_know October 10, 2013

fruity table jump scare

when you are at the fruity table and someone is close to ratting themselves out, causing a jump scare for the other members

r slice almost put his elbows on the fruity table. what a fruity table jump scare!

by batergacken April 4, 2021

bull scare

a very strong bluff

"you see the fake f**got, he aint sh*t ... he's just frontn' its nothing but a bull scare."

by Hipityhopitymtea May 24, 2003

Scare Wizard

(n.) An extrordinarily creepy old man who at first glace seems completely harmless, but minutes into a conversation it is easy to realize that he is whacked out of his gourd. Telltale signs include talking about past relationships which he would "break his kneecaps" to have back; talking about obscure areas of science that have to do with energy transfer and telling everything about a person by their microfacial movements; and especially speaking in a language that they have themselves made up and asking if you recognize what they are saying.

Holy shit, that fucking scare wizard would't stop talking about his garden where he grows human emotions in soil with mustard seeds, what a whackjob.

by Steve Jordan October 30, 2006

Scared Shrekless

The feeling of unrivalled pure horror and intense paralyzing fear.
This state can only be achieved by watching the horror film "Scared Shrekless" starring Shrek, hence the word.

Jimmy hasn't spoke for a month, I think he might be Scared Shrekless

by Alpha the Mii October 31, 2017