steve irwin

To manhandle an object or a person. To spastically jerk this object like a child trying to squeeze the adorableness out of a kitten. To damage something as a result of your own uncontrollable affection for it.

Kelly really Steve Irwin'd that chair when she drank all those red bulls. Oh well, we can always buy a new one or trick colin farrell into playing its part in a dinner-theatre program that happens every night in our living room.

I really Steve Irwin'd Lola's adorable pink cheeks.

by Erik Larsen October 20, 2006

Steve Irwin

A crazy animal loving aussie who's luck finally ran out.

Steve Irwin was "treadwelled" yesterday by a sting ray.

by Kajoe September 4, 2006

Steve Irwin

An australian celebrity whom makes us australians look like fucking loonies. .

Fuck that "Steve Irwin" is a crazy Son a bitch.

by not tellin u June 28, 2003

Steve Irwin

The stain on Australia's-Personal-Image's underwear. Makes us all look like fricking overactive assclowns.

No, not all Australians say 'Crikey!' and 'mate'. We don't all have a stupid accent. We don't all hunt crocodiles. Yes, we are the descendants of convicts. Yes, we do live in a land of Kangaroos. The fact is, Australias population is majorized in the cities, and most Australians only see Kangaroos in the zoo.

Only those freaky beastiality people fuck Kangaroos, not the rest of us.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 8, 2006

steve irwin

verb. To strike another person with the tips of the fingers in a jabbing motion, directtly in the center of the chest, as if to imitate the sting ray that caused Irwin's death.

Dudeman, i totally Steve Irwined Jason at school today.

by Matt Ciani May 14, 2008

Steve Irwin

verb. To strike another person with the tips of the fingers in a jabbing motion, directtly in the center of the chest, as if to imitate the sting ray that caused Irwin's death.

Dudeman, I totally Steve Irwined Jason at school today.

by Matt Ciani May 20, 2008

Steve Irwin

An Australian weirdo who makes it a habbit of using the word 'Crikey' (however you spell it) while sexually molesting large reptiles or small mammals. While doing so, he often gives a detailed report on how they live eat and move around, so as to draw attention away from his intimate activity with the creature in question. It should also be noted that his posse consists entirely of lesbian ninja clowns.
-See Lesbian Ninja Clowns

There goes Steve Irwin and his posse of lesbian ninja clowns...

by Get off of me! April 6, 2004