Stetsoned

When your best bro bud ignored your texts and calls because you hurt his feelings.

I jokingly hit my friend in the face with a cornhole bag smeared in poop. As a result of the he stetsoned me for the remainder of the weekend.

by Stetsoned May 13, 2021

stets uninu

a random kid friends with aliens, Oikawa would be proud, and he💅should😔had🔫come👁️to👀Shiratorizawa 👍

someone:Stets Uninu is a great show maybe if he came to Shiratorizawa he would had been a better human gem

by Ushi.Gushy.farmer.boi May 21, 2021

Stetsen

Crazy man who hits me with shoe -Jasper

Oh Stetsen! Yes!!
Stetsen hit you with his shoe

by Jasper wasper July 14, 2021

stits

Small tits, fried eggs.

"wow! shes pretty"
"bollocks, shes got stits"

by YaZoR May 6, 2003

statsy

A word used before an insult to amplify the insult itself.

"Dude Cisco can't hang tomorrow, what a statsy little cunt"

by Crimsonfucker1782 August 13, 2017

statswhore

A statswhore is a online multiplayer gamer that is very concerned with his rank. Ranks are determined by the kill / death ratio. Statswhore usually make cheap kills by camping in very secure spots on the map, or use rifles like the aug (in counter strike) that require no 5k1LLz at all. Statswhores also tend to be a WTJ. 1337 Pro's usually refer to statswhores in terms like noobish camper.

Wild Bill is a statswhore, he camps the pit all round.

Translation: Wild Bill is very concerned with his rank, therefore he stays in the pit (i.e. a certain location in the dust2 map in counter strike) all round

by Stijn December 12, 2008

checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

by whhpssh October 24, 2014