Stalmed

The act of placing your palm upon the brow of another and pushing them away until the arm is fully extended.

Used when someone both annoys and frustrates you; usually with a ignorant statement or uneducated comment.

A combination of 'stiff arm' and 'face palm'.

This ignit dude wouldnt stop talking about stuff he didnt understand, so I stalmed him and walked away.

by T-roy Hooka October 17, 2010

Bathroom staller

This is the person who waits for you to leave the office bathroom so they can finish their business.

Even if you need to comb your hair, just leave fast if there's a bathroom staller in the bathroom. It's just too much pressure for everyone.

by babymikey27 April 20, 2015

bathroom staller

An absolutely lavatorioushly rrretardated conservative man boy, lovers if you will, of the male man pusswassian, who regularly just hasssss to have their sex with a meat lovers pizza and a cup of toilet. They make no sense and neither does this definition, but fuck it.

Church of the Evacuate Digestion

bathroom staller: Psst, hey buddy, you know what would go good with this toilet? *tap* *tap* *tap*

guy in next stall: get the fuck outta here you bathroom staller. you're holding up the nation.

by Church of the Evacuate Dig October 8, 2011

Stalldresser

(1) Showerdresser
(2) A person who is too embarrassed to admit that he dresses in the shower and thus insists that he dresses in the stall instead.

He insists that he's a stalldresser when we all know that he's actually a showerdresser.

by bopitchamp May 30, 2004

Shalled

the act of getting delayed in the bathroom stall because the guy in the next stall finished shitting at the same time as you, and you'd like to avoid the awkward encounter at the sink

sink.

"Dude, we wanted to go to lunch 20 mins ago, what took so long?"

"Sorry, I got shalled, the guy next to me took forever to wipe his ass."

by Kj9999 June 28, 2016

smallediumexilarge

a simple way to order every size of pizza in one order, usually while stoned.

<15 minutes after smoking a bowl with your buddy>

CASHIER: "Thank you for calling Washington Street, Round Table! What can I get for you?"

ME: "I would like to make an order for pick-up. Could I have a smallediumexilarge All Meat Marvel?"

CASHIER: "A smallediumexilarge?" "What is that?"

ME: "That's a small, medium, large, and ex-large pizza-one of each bitch."

CASHIER: "That'll be 20 minutes, thank you."

by Tonamien Bullain September 10, 2008

Stapled balls

When u realize that u stapled your balls with most of the employees at work along with thirteen other radios

I eat stapled balls for brinner(breakfast and dinner!!?!?!?)

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022