pushing an elephant up the stairs

doing something very hard

1: you been shopping with the missus lately?
2: yea, its like pushing an elephant up the stairs

by Matty (: April 16, 2010

What happened to the stairs?!

A comparison to something also akward happening, taken from the show Edd,Ed,and Eddy

"Dude thats like saying what happened to the stairs?!

by Kevin Perez May 9, 2008

magic stairs

Another term for escalator.

The elevator is too slow; I'll take the magic stairs.

by Vivian2012 July 17, 2017

mari x stairs

A very normal ship. Totally. The lady who got pushed down those stairs named mari, x that stairs

Totally not a Omori reference

I fucking love Mari x stairs

by iasis6 September 2, 2022

do you have stairs in your house

A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.

A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.

<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.

by Lurky McLurkflakes April 17, 2005

I'll go to the foot of our stairs

Expression of amazement. To be astounded by something. Commonly used in the Yorkshire area

Comment: "I've just won the lottery"
Reply: "Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!"

by lindyloohs April 24, 2006

Crazy Stairs

1. Slang term coined by Stewie Griffin for M.C. Escher's painting 'Relativity.'

2. A term expressing excitement or happiness.

1. John - You know that painting with all the steps going in different directions?
Jane - Oh, you mean Crazy Stairs, by Escher.

2. Jane - I got tickets to see Green Day at Wembley Arena,
John - Crazy Stairs.

by Scat Chambers October 17, 2008